ORCL Earnings Play (generational wealth)
Ok first off last week i had a terrible time guessing calls or puts for ER and was wrong for like all the big ones. So from the calculations from my regard calculator that means that i am due for a win
ORCL is going to soar through $130 next week for earnings for a few reasons.
1.) The matrix has to be balanced and i can only take so many losses before a win
2.) Hey, did you hear about ORCL? It's like the 'O' in their name stands for 'Oh, look at this great investment!' Trust me, it's practically written in their ticker symbol.
3.) I had someone reply to one of my comments saying ORCL is a boomer stock and it doesn't move that much. now this may just seem like avg. WSB regard talk but i remembered that i have heard this kind of thing before when talking about possible candidates for ER.
people have only ever responded to me saying something is "boomer stock" or "barley moves" for 2 things. DELL and AMAT (which were both like 5-10 baggers)
4.) I am playing through batman arkham city right now and there is a character in it and her name is Oracle.
5.) These stocks with the edgy new techno mystique ancient advanced names (like ORCL) always do something goofy.
6.) my grandmother sent me this with no context this morning
7.) Im going to flip a coin
heads- ORCL is going to go up and I post this
tails- ORCL is going to go down and I delete everything ive written
you know the result bc you are seeing this
TLDR: ORCL is a generational buying opportunity you better not miss out
for anyone who asks for my positions, my entire portfolio is dumped into 120c