Rho Gang?

Are you tired because your portfolio is in the red all the time? Your wife's fucking her boyfriend while you're trying to play with stocks. With the interest rate hike on the horizon, stocks are going to go down. However option prices can go up with rho. Rho measures an option prices sensitivity to changes in interest rates. For every 1% interest rates go up, an options price per share goes up by rho. Rho is highest when an option is at-the-money with a long time till expiration. What if you bought options expiring in 2023 or 2024 at-the-money in stocks that are not affected by interest rate hikes, like banks and gold. Rho would cause the option prices to rocket up. And you can sell the option contracts whenever you want after the interest rate hike.

TL:DR Interest rates rise. Rho rises. Option prices 🚀🚀🚀🌕💎💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀