What's the most distinctive/obnoxious vehicle I can get for around $50k?

I have a two-year window where I can buy any car that I want for around $50k. Bonus points if it makes my wife and kids cringe and not want to be seen in it! My only criteria:

No electric --

Under warranty for at least two years (CPO is fine) --

It has to be safe. Nothing small like a Miata or a Mini, but a two-seater is fine.

Any ideas?