what is he...

my (ofren unreliable) indentifer app says it's a baby pale green assassin bug, and apparently they have a painful bite (😨)

He is small, he could stand on a dime if he so desired

he's chilling on my leg at this very moment, he gave me quite a scare crawling from the back of my phone to the front, at first glance my arachnophobic ass thought he was a spider. Was relieved to see it was just a little gentleman!