The Deadliest Curse Known to Wizardkind.

"Now that I have seven followers, I can make my horcruxes with them."

"The one with the power to... relish the Dark Lord approaches.” [PART 1]

The one with the power to... relish the Dark Lord approaches.”

How do you feel about Reader Insert fics? Didn't like em at first and technically still don't, but I've got a neat way to deal with it.

Something related to Lily? How about Petunia Luna Potter? We can call her Pet for short.

#TraumatizeHimBack (ft. Harry Potter)

Severus Snape: The Grin That Haunts

Severus said, "You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon..."

“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…,” Severus barged into the room "Approaches? Approaches when?"

Albus Can Only Hope No One Finds Out What Happened to Percival, Wulfric, and Brian

Dumbledore said, "Of course not. You must kill me." Snape raised an eyebrow and replied, "And what will you give me in return?"

"Harry..... Harry, did you wish everyone Happy New Year?" Dumbledore asked calmly

What is the best and worst origin you’ve heard for the Unforgiveables?

What's the deal with __deleted__bhiebedcbgjcchdgi accounts?

“Ah, yes,” said Dumbledore, his voice soft yet somehow brimming with expectation. “How much did you relay to Lord Voldemort?” “Nothing! I told him nothing!”

“Her boy survives,” said Dumbledore. "Which one?"

"...sneer a little more when you say, 'You must be a...' Then, pause and look him up and down as though he smells like a dung heap," Lucius was instructing.

Fred and George, exploring an old broom cupboard, stumbled upon a peculiar jar labeled "Young Snape Hair." Beneath the label, a neat inscription read, "Property of MM."

"Fight back!" Harry screamed at him. "Fight back, you cowardly--" And here Snape Snapped!!

When Ginny Got Even. Ft. Naming the Potter Daughter

Update - Aita for threatening my brother and cutting him off after he harrassed my wife

AITAH? I called my best friend a horrible name during a bullying incident

AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend because of a “caught cheating” prank?

Harry Wanted to Name His Kids After the Dead, But Ginny Said No.