Catching sight of the book under Harry's arm, Dumbledore smiled "Lord of the Rings, right? I'm glad John was able to finish translating it." "Wait, What?"

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Would the Wizard world be more catholic or Protestant

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How did Shunsui grew up so quickly?

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After opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that simply saying “Open.” in Parseltongue can get him into the Slytherin Common Room.

Harry, my boy, while I'm happy to see you again I must ask, how are you here before the other students, or the rest of the faculty or even me?

Harry, post-war, has some sort of adverse reaction of the lack of stress. Nobody's tried to kill him in DAYS!

You have been abducted. To your surprise the xenos are begging you to save the galaxy.

“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…,” Severus barged into the room "Approaches? Approaches when?"

[WP]"Sir, we got the answer from the Humans to our demand of surrender." "Finally... what does it say?" "Only one sentence: "Please google 'Battle of Verdun', 'Battle of Thermopylae', 'Battle of Osowiec' and 'Siege of Bastogne' before trying to insult us."

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Dumbledore said, "Of course not. You must kill me." Snape raised an eyebrow and replied, "And what will you give me in return?"

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How Accurate are Humans? If they detect you with their 6th sense, they can hit your left breast pocket's candy bar.

"So Minerva I agreed to give you a week to find a suitable home besides the Dursleys, did you find any?" "I did Albus, you recall James's older sister Natalya correct?"

"I'm afraid Cornelius that Dolores will not be filling the DADA position." Dumbledore says calmly "Preposterous! You couldn't even find someone to take the position!" "Actually I did, I believe you are familiar with the name Constantine?" Dumbledore asks as a man in a trench coat appeared.

As James watched Petunia walk off to talk to some wedding guests, he turned to Vernon '"How long do I have to put up with this?" the unofficial fifth Marauder asks

Astrology works, the problem is that it only works when you know *exactly* where the things you're using to determine the future both are and will be.

You suddenly wake up as Uryu Ishida, a few months before Ichigo & Rukia met each other. What would you do?

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