You are his lawyer. Defend him in court.

"The U.S. Pacific fleet prepares for battle during the Marshall Islands Campaign in 1944, embodying the sentiment behind the quote, 'I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.'"

AITA for wearing an extremely revealing dress for my surprise birthday party which I wasn’t aware of?

Well, he did ask

Fires, insurance, etc.

He'll never forget this interview

Pippin was only a vessel

Kirkland canned salmon is terrible

Jesse giving Walt sleeping pills is brilliant

What would be the worst flavor for a flavored condom?

meirl

What is the most disturbing thing you have ever witnessed?

TIL the Royal Bank Plaza building in Toronto uses real gold to tint its windows, 25000 oz (or 70kg) of pure gold in total.

Blood Sausage

Say one nice thing about Chuck challenge

Justice

Hotel I'm staying in with my mum has the shower open to the entire room

Painter Grandma Moses, who was born before the American Civil War, could have played the first ever video game

What the hell is Juan Bolsa’s Job?

My husband is a lazy piece of shit

J.R.R. Tolkien could have played Twister with Vin Diesel

Dark Humour

TIL John Ratzenberger came up with the Cheer’s character Cliff Clavin at his audition (for another part). On his way out the door he asked the producers if they had a bar ‘know it all’ and proceeded to improv the idea on the spot. They wrote it into the show.

"Well, then you're definitely not going to like my steam-powered super spider. With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon."

TIL that Winston Churchill’s famous “Iron Curtain” speech was given at a college in rural Missouri with about 600 students. The college later purchased a ruined historic church from London, transported it stone by stone, rebuilt it and turned part of it into a Churchill museum.