Once upon a time, I lived in a converted shed in New Mexico
We love middle aged women asking for handouts 🩷
Marketplace is the worst experience selling things I've ever had.
Having children does have it’s perks.
The logo on my waterproof jacket... isn't waterproof
GM told me cracking a double egg means I knocked someone up, and brother I'm shakin in my nonslip clogs
The day before a one-day snowpocalypse in Atlanta.
AIO: Called the police after an Amazon Driver left me this note.
Priest gets caught sniffing blow, then gets himself a lady friend to sniff some more.
My boss is pissing me off.! I hate this job so much.! And I hate my boss so much.!
In Spider-Man (2002), during the dinner, Peter is wearing Green Goblin's colors and Norman is wearing Spider-Man's colors. They did this to show each other that they know about their secret identity.
LA’s wildfire winds are out of control
People enter evacuation zone to take selfies/videos near burning homes at Eaton Fire
what do these taste like??
In 1921, Canada’s "Defense Scheme No. 1" was created, detailing a hypothetical surprise invasion of the US. The plan was to buy time to secure defenses before US could strike back.
Is this gross?
Someone pooped in my thrifted dress
Men; why do you like being a man?
Forgot to turn off the water to the outside spigot in fall. Is it too late?
Question about pending funds
Bonnie under the northern ligths
Survived domestic torture and became an engineer
Dad saw the circle on the tablecloth and thought it was a plate. 🤦♂️😅😭
This is America in 2025. Spotted this in New Mexico yesterday.
What is thjs white stuff growing onto of pothos soil?
