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I prefer to watch movies in the theater for the complete emotional experience of binge-eating a large popcorn in the dark.

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The plumber said I need to call a Data Scientist because he's never seen someone with such a low p-value.

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I think my dentist is developing fillings for me.

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Don't venture into the magical forest without chainmail armor and a pink pony club.

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When the factory shut down I bought their old refrigerator, but now whenever I work from home someone steals my lunch.

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The Emperor walked (with no clothes) so Trump could run (the economy into the ground)

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Some employers offer Blue Cross, but if you work at SpaceX or Tesla you get Kaiser.

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Why do web address forms the whole title “United States Minor Outlying Islands” instead of Epstein?

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With Trump re-elected and Hollywood on fire I have to ask, what's Sabrina Carpenter going to do with her third wish?

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Nikki Glaser's Golden Globes prep

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It sure was awkward when Trump tried to buy Panama from David Lee Roth.

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Picky eater (take 2)

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Satan doesn't take crypto, but he was happy to accept futures contracts.

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Son bit

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Wife bit

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Picky eating kid

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UHC

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Fostering children really puts the "rental" in "parental"

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So North Korean soldiers are helping Russia...

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I have a tea kettle and instead of whistling, it respects me.

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Am I afraid of AI?

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Academic jokes

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Leaving the kids behind

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A forensic file

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I meet a time traveler

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