I prefer to watch movies in the theater for the complete emotional experience of binge-eating a large popcorn in the dark.
The plumber said I need to call a Data Scientist because he's never seen someone with such a low p-value.
I think my dentist is developing fillings for me.
Don't venture into the magical forest without chainmail armor and a pink pony club.
When the factory shut down I bought their old refrigerator, but now whenever I work from home someone steals my lunch.
The Emperor walked (with no clothes) so Trump could run (the economy into the ground)
Some employers offer Blue Cross, but if you work at SpaceX or Tesla you get Kaiser.
Why do web address forms the whole title “United States Minor Outlying Islands” instead of Epstein?
With Trump re-elected and Hollywood on fire I have to ask, what's Sabrina Carpenter going to do with her third wish?
Nikki Glaser's Golden Globes prep
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It sure was awkward when Trump tried to buy Panama from David Lee Roth.
Picky eater (take 2)
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Satan doesn't take crypto, but he was happy to accept futures contracts.
Son bit
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Wife bit
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Picky eating kid
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UHC
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Fostering children really puts the "rental" in "parental"
So North Korean soldiers are helping Russia...
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I have a tea kettle and instead of whistling, it respects me.
Am I afraid of AI?
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Academic jokes
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Leaving the kids behind
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A forensic file
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I meet a time traveler
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