Recent disappointing stays
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
The disappearance of turndown gifts
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Zimbabwe luxury lodges
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Review: North Island, Seychelles
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Review: Cheval Blanc Seychelles
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Cheval Blanc Seychelles
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Mwiba, Tanzania
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Worst luxury hotel(s) you've ever stayed in
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Opinion: Waldorf Astoria better than Four Seasons
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
What's your next trip?
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Singita Faru Faru
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
North Island leaving Marriott
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Which 2025 luxury hotel opening are you most excited about?
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AKA - Velaa Private Island, Maldives
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Tanzania: Singita Grumeti + Legendary Expeditions
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - The Lana, Dubai
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Cheval Blanc Randheli, Maldives
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
What’s the most ridiculous thing you refuse to pay for?
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Atlantis The Royal, Dubai
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Soneva Jani, Maldives
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
List of Travel Agents
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Singita Elela, Botswana, opening mid-2026
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
Rosewood Amsterdam accepting bookings
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
The purpose of FatTrips
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
AMA - Soneva Secret, Maldives
Where budgets are the stuff of fairy tales, private islands are the only islands that exist, and the only villa debate is whether it should have 12 or 15 bedrooms you’ll never use. This is the place to discuss exclusive-use properties, ultra-luxury hotels, and everything else that would make your typical Daily Mail reader angry.
