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Why does Jesus taste so bad?

In the spirit of /r/explainlikeimfive, here's a place to come up with the best explanation you can on topics you know nothing about. Inspired by Calvin's brilliant dad, who knew everything.

We organized this whole giant government thing with a huge army, and we just let random people take turns being in charge of it

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Dude, we are all just a bunch of monkeys wearing pants. Here, have some perspective!

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

The a.i.s will be much more useful when they can provide their sources, but they can't do that right now because the trainers stole all of it and are still trying to act like they didn't.

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Humans love paths

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Rebel "Cheese"

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Why does Google have to lie to me to before it gives me the search results?

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

It is okay if i am just playing on my phone all the time

Optimistic nihilism views the belief that there is no underlying meaning to life from a perspective of hope. It's not that we're doomed to live in a meaningless universe–it's that we get the chance to experience ourselves and the universe we share. Nothing matters and that's ok.

We are living in the golden age of cheese

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

That ain't legal either

Okay sir, you're r/lebowski, I'm a r/lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?

Pinkie toes are so disappointing

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

My cat is probably and atheist.

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Positive fashion sub for dudes

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Does Captain Jack Sparrow wear a lot of eye makeup, or is he just really dirty?

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

My personality is the combination of the set of programs that are running in my brain right now

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

May the Fourth be with you

A community for all things John Mulaney - an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer.

None of us asked for this. This is just the way it was when we got here.

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

How many times do you have to bang on the door to get into the love shack?

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

I'm just out here looking for ideas!

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

This is so much fun! Can you believe it? Me, hairy, squishy, mammal tromping around the earth like any other hairy, squishy, mammal, but i, have a phone in my hands! And some ridiculous squishy brain that's thinks its the best brain in the world! LOLZ.

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

April 10, 2912. The sinking of the Land Titanic

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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

Maybe we are the control group in God's experiment

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Human Generations are made real by mass media

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.

Tiny Rick's guitar has 6 tuners but only 4 strings.

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For fans of Rick & Morty.

Once we are done with whatever the hell we think we're doing here, the Earth should probably just release all of the volcanoes

Those strange thoughts you have when smoking… you’ve finally found their home.