You have the ability to commit any crime and not face any repercussions, be it social or legal. For each crime you commit, you earn $1000 USD, or whatever the equivalent is in your nation.

You have the ability to shapeshift into any living person of influence, so that’s content creators, celebrities, actors, politicians, world leaders, and the like.

But he also might be 14

guys, hes right, hes not 6, he is infact 7 instead.

You can travel forwards or backwards in time by a value of 2.147 billion microseconds.

You can travel forwards or backwards in time by a value of 2.147 billion microseconds. Each subsequent jump multiplies the length by n, where n is the number of jumps.

Number 24! Holy shit!

Damn, that's a lot of guys

You can control the elements (Avatar), and anything that falls under those categories.

Ayee We’re Number 4!

You have the typical moveset of a Garchomp.

I wish it started raining food, like in the Cloudy movies.

You can phase through walls/doors/windows that have been touched by a blonde woman within the last, let’s say, 53 and a half years.

What Was Your First Championship Winning Team?

Describe a show poorly and I’ll attempt to guess it!

Making Mamoswine a Pseudo-Legendary

Making a new Fire/Fighting type

Whats everyone's favorite Pokémon right now?

What rather obscure 2000’s shows do you remember watching?

Today I learned that there exists not one, but TWO Fifi and the Flowertots games on the Nintendo DS. I’m speechless.

Meu time pra E4 hardcore nuzlocke pokemon heartgold

My Friends Tigger and Pooh probably takes place in an alternate timeline.

Of course you can do porn if you have a micro____. There’s an audience for everything, including micro____.

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

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