Knock knock bitches. I was about to sleep (cause a bitch tired) but I was wonderin, what do you guys do to relax? For me it’s always been a bit difficult but I get by with snuggles and maybe some of that ASMR stuff. How do you guys do it?

Hello. It’s Valentino. Angel came crawling back to me (as he always does). But while looking through his phone I found his Veddit account is still active when it’s not supposed to be. As a punishment I’ll be doing my own little “AMA”. Ask any of the slut’s secrets, I’m more than willing to share.

it’s Husk. Angel just stumbled into the hotel bloodied up and with enough drugs in him to overdose anyone. We’re pretty sure he’s alright now, so don’t worry about that. I wouldn’t normally take his phone and post this but I need to know if any of you know about this. His last post was… concerning.

Which couple would win in a sex competition? (Ignore Alastor he’s the unbiased judge)

What sin caused you to go to Hell

Hey guys and guy-ettes! Finally got outta bed and got myself a burger. a little overdose can’t keep me down! Although on a more honest note, I’ve been seeing a pattern recently. any of you have good advice on how to not self destruct when things go bad? I mean I’m really tryin to be better, yknow?

I found this old photo of me and my brother back in the day! It got me to thinkin. Is there anything you wanna know about good ole Angel’s human life? (Or my brother, if that interests you for some reason)

Hey guys, Went on a bender and woke up in an alley lmao AMA

Dads are fighting, you know what that means art by @kiwipoplin

Update: me and husk made up over some milkshakes, Now all I have to do is stop him from killing nuggs.

Hey guys. I umm… I think I fucked it up really bad with husk this time. I think I scared him off. Fuck I can’t even leave my room to find out, I can’t see his face. I can’t. but that’s ok! There’s always relapse! Yeah… that’ll… that’ll work.

It’s the anniversary of me and Val’s first date! I believe (and wasn’t coerced into believing) that I have been painting Val in too negative a light on this account, so I chose (alone) to do an AMA about him. Ask me your Val questions and you’ll get my completely non monitored and genuine answers!

Hey guys. So I finally got back to the hotel from Val’s place. I don’t want to talk about what happened exactly, but it weren’t good. Think I got that tracker shit off my phone though, so from now on you’ll be getting the unfiltered Angie Wangie opinions! AMA I guess lol.

Hey guys. I’ve been too happy lately, so send me ya sad shiz! Really crush my soul, you know? Doesn’t have to be hazbin but id like it to be. (Oh also this isn’t canon to my other rp posts, by the by)

I decided to Google Chaggiestor to see if it's a real thing and these were all on the first row I am considering spontaneous combustion

ITS ANGELLLLLL

Some of y’all act like this man is the only bad person in hell.

I will draw Alastor with only the names of anyone who comments in this post!

What favorite character has you like this?

*a young deer would fall into hell and fall into a pool and gets out* where the fuck am I Hello anyone help

Explain this screen

If Stella wasn't a terrible wife/person would you love her as a character?

In promotion of The Vees’ “NEW YEAR, FREE PORN” promotion, we have an exclusive AMA with acclaimed Vazzers writer Emberlynn Pinkle! (with annotation by yours truly) Send in your questions! (She clarified “sexual questions welcome/encouraged”. Greaaaaaat.)