Does a witch live in the woods?
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Does a witch shit in the woods?
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Between the devil and the doghouse
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
The road to hell is like walking on eggshells
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
The monkey on my back is always mad about the elephant in the room.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Live like you’ve got no skeletons in the closet.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
The road to a man’s hell is paved with good intentions
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
As American as road apple pie.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Who let the cat out of the bush?
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
There’s more than one way to skin a cat’s bush
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Shed a little light where the sun don’t shine.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
When you find yourself in deep shit quit digging.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
Two things in life are certain: hell and high water.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
When all hell breaks loose stop digging.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
Up to my neck in shit creek.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
A bird in hand is better than two in the bag with the cat.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
If all else fails, let the cat out of the bag.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Spoken like a true horse's ass.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
Sweating like a whore in the heat of the moment.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
It's like stealing candy from the horse's mouth.
A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
Fuck you and the water you walk on.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
Don't look a gift horse in the ass.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
We'll cross that bridge over my dead body.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
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Once bitten by the monkey on your back.
Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.
