Today I found out that it's my birthday (It's not my birthday)
My cup is green
Happy birthday!
Incest smells so nice 🥰
I dislocated my kee. Hurts so bad. Pls send thoughts and prayers 🙏
Which hero do you think is the most balanced and which is the most broken?
Describe your age using nothing but a 2-digit number
I found an interesting formation in a rock. Anyone know what it could be?
Um.. Echo? What are you doing?
I love this chewing gum very minty
I've been gifted pug socks and you haven't
I'll try to guess the color of your underwear
Found this at my local goodwill
Stupid idiot wants a chicken strip
Girlfriend asked me to just type the shopping list
Can anyone identify this car?
I pissed my pants
The sliced deli meat i bought from the supermarket has been sliced with the foil still on.
Help with log, lin models
My friend's note in class
i’m American and have two dollars
My boyfriend told me that my bread looks like prop food
Walnuts cut in half reveal beautiful patterns
2 am in my apartment building hallway with the lights off
Guys i need help to identify this car. Anyone maybe know what it is?
